The Things You Hear on the Metro

So I was riding the metro, reading my magazine, minding my own business the other day when I overheard a comment I just have to share. A couple of guys, either interns or just out of college were discussing facial hair and one of them said,

"I can only grow the anti-Hitler 'stache. You know, where it doesn't meet in the middle."

I giggled internally for the next two stops.